Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Today, out of a certain sort of initiative that came about from virtually an inexistent plain, DtG introduces the 'Monkey Cage'. To those who knew of DtG and his blogs of past, they can bid farewell to his personifications of this and that as this is a fresh start which should have been the original start since the moment the first key was hit with this very same piece of writing medium set upon the eyes of yours truly. Behold the Monkey Cage, a place where monkeys are recognised be it in positive or insanely negative manners, all for the fun of it as DtG likes it. Delays should not be an integral part of this post as they may have been in the previous weblogs so here goes the first two inclusions into the cage, established monkeys among the community, the one and only (as they claim), DX. So here goes; CHAPTER I : THE HORSE AND THE RAPIST
Donuts are sweet. Donuts are yummy. Donuts are fulfilling. Donuts are so this and so that that some people simply rot without them. A fan of the Simpsons would know that silly ol' Homer Simpson worships donuts to an undefined extent that can only be pictured in the 2-dimensional world. However, today two people broke that horizon by proving that an obsession of that level can be transferred onto the earth, wind and fires of human life. For the sake of the self-consciousness of these 2, they shall only be referred to with their nicknames of Horse and Rapist or to make things easier, they shall be labelled Monkey1 and Monkey2 deservingly. Basically, here is how the monkey-title-winning moment came and left.
- Monkey2 buys some donuts which he really loves and has been craving for but has limited access to.- Monkey2 tries to tempt Monkey1 with no intention of sharing and infuriates him right down to his undulating bowels. - Monkeys 1 and 2 fight over the donuts (this involves hitting, screaming, chasing, monkeying, begging and so forth) which ended in Monkey1 gaining posession of the last donut. - Monkey1 squeezes the emotion out of Monkey2 (whose emotions towards the remaining donut which is rightfully his is beyond the scope of words) by tinkering with the piece of pastry hazardously. - Everything kinda repeats itself and the ending lies within the video embedded below. So there you have the very 1st inclusions of the Monkey Cage who rightfully deserve their place among monkeys of our generation for their brilliant efforts in doing what not many have attempted before ; making pastry comedic and dramatic at the same time . Even the greatest of movie directors always have a rough path laid out for them whenever these 2 genres are combined together so the Horse and the Rapist definitely deserve a significant toast for bringing us closer to our ancestors of past eons. Long live these monkeys, long live monkeys.
