Thursday, February 26, 2009

People... People... People... It is not known whether any of you have been waiting for this or not, but here it comes. THE MONKEY CAGE IS BACK. Whether you like it or not, well, hopefully you do or else you won't be here would you, the monkey-fied aspects of our lives have come flocking to its rightful residence here at the cage and without any further delay, let's do a rewind in chapters to commemorate the 'Idunohowmanytimesalready' revival of the Monkey Cage...

So, we started with Roman Numerals, then moved on to numbers as we know today, what's next?

CHAPTER 0001 (ooohh yeah, binaries baby...) : REVIVAL - THE PICTURE FILM
Opening Narration (accompanied by drumrolls, imagine people) ;

FLIES. Flies are filthy bugs, lurking around the stench of anything rotten, feasting and breeding on the vile surfaces of the most decomposed remains of the ugliest pieces of flesh, horror movie creatures, only real... Often, these little bits of terror on wings terrorize us humans too, and apart from discovering how to take a bath, our species has discovered another breakthrough in our quest against these creatures of mass disgust... Behold, the DEODORANT!



Wait a minute... Is that? Let's take a look from another angle...
Can it be a.... No, it can't be...
A FLY!!! OH THE TERROR!!! HOW CAN WE LIVE IN THIS WORLD ANYMORE? WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO OUR KIDS? OH THE TRAUMA TO THE HUMAN RACE...

Oh.. The trauma...

THE END





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Well, whether it is the end of that horrific story or not, it certainly isn't the end of the Monkey Cage, heck, there will never be an end. Because as long as time passes by and people inhabit this world, there will always be monkeys among us, very possibly living in our shadows, or ARE what cast our shadows too... So go home, take a bath, and take this all in, and while you're at it, sort out your toiletries will you? Especially on your deodorants if you get the point...






DtG

The Cagekeeper,
Living in a world of monkeys, re-projecting life as it comes by...

MONKEYTALK




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