As it has been screened time and time again, monkeys are interesting creatures and learning about them sort of enlightens us more on our very selves as well. So today, in the name of science, a certain bunch of monkeys shall aid us by participating in an experiment the world has never seen. Let's start.
CHAPTER VI : LAB ALA' MONYET
Objective:To study the way a human invention (balloon, in this case) is perceived by the latest series of evolved primates.
Hypothesis: Balloons are for kids and people who somehow have yet to escape the hold of childhishness thrusted upon them
Apparatus: One unbelievably brave clown, balloons(the flexible kind), camera phone and obviously, a primate family(preferably from the species homobodoh ketheswarus sp.).
Procedure: 1. Place clown in a position where it intercepts the path of the monkeys' journey at a certain point. 2. With the help of balloons, get clown to interact with monkeys. 3. Allow monkeys to obtain balloons from the clown. 4. Now, direct the monkeys' path towards a location where sustenance is obtained. 5. Observe monkeys' behaviour closely at this point of their travel. 6. Record all observations with a camera phone (note that low-quality video evidence is more than sufficient to make conclusions when monkeys are concerned).
Observations and Results:
Analysis:Monkeys react to balloons in a manner which displays an intricate blend of childishness, immaturity and pervertedness which is not all that surprising. From this, it is safe to assume that; M increases with C, M=kC where M=number of monkeys, C=magnitude of childishness where k is a constant.
Conclusion: Monkeys can safely be described as childish creatures. Hypothesis accepted.
DtG
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