The Monkey Cage

Saturday, September 29, 2007

There is this certain education institution existing within my coordinates which is recognised by its three-lettered initials, the first two both being the letter 'M' and as experiences with it start to develop into clearer stages, I always wonder if M originally or secretly stands for Monkey. To reinforce this state of wonder, we shall peek into an unlikely example of how this institution actually provides and promotes education. Synonymously, what is to be reviewed can be simply guessed as what learning is to a certain species related to humankind.

CHAPTER X : MONKEYFICATION

Religions are preached, skills are taught, knowledge is spread, discipline is instilled, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Squished between the many subsets of et ceteras is the state of monkeyishness and like the things mentioned earlier, it can be passed on from one to another. At least it seems that way from this immortalised piece of primate life you are about to set eyes on.

Shocking isn't it what monkeys assume as education? If businessmen and engineers were produced with classes like that, the next tallest structure in the world would take more than 50 years to construct; 3 minutes to plan, 1 day to build, 2 seconds to collapse and kill all the engineers, 30 years to produce another generation of engineers, 10 years for them to actually guess what their dead seniors' mistakes were and 10 years to construct it successfully. The time taken for it to fall down this time remains a mystery. As for the business world, don't hope on there being much of it as monkey business is simply being monkeys. That said, here's a community message from the one who runs the Monkey Cage :"Take your education seriously and try to avoid being monkeyfied at all costs unless you want to be part of this family or on a larger scale, see the world go bananas."