The Monkey Cage

Monday, September 3, 2007

Today, yours truly has been enlightened with the fact that at times, the term 'you were born in a zoo' jokingly used in modern birthday songs makes sense after all. As we celebrate the birth of one of our kind, today saw many genuine monkeys parade their true colours; a shade of brownish gray with a furriedly-effect. This post will mostly consist of videos of the high-monkey-magnitude outing as words simply can't justify their level of pre-humanness.

CHAPTER IV : IT'S PARTY TIME

The typical birthday party has to be redefined in many areas for it to be deemed even slightly similar to one of a monkey's. No party is complete without a cake but what happens to the cake differs according to the species. Humans blow the candles, cut it, eat it. Monkeys however blow the candles, cut it, eat it and finally pose for a totally moronic photograph with the cake at their mouth completely unaware that the photographer is indeed recording a video therefore forcing the posing monkey into making a more-than-complete fool out of himself. Watch and learn...

Normally, the individual whose birthday is being celebrated should be the first to be mentioned regarding topics like these but in conjunction with monkey birthdays, he comes second as monkeys don't really care much about that poor being anyway. They throw him a surprise party and do this...

Party games can get very bizzarre at times but at the end of the day, it's all for the fun of it. When these monkeys do it, my explanation capabilities immediately crash into a brick wall, hard. This, I simply can't convert to words...

Officialy, that is the very first birthday celebrated in the monkey cage and being numero uno, it has set the standards considerably high. Then again, I truly wonder if there would be a second as after this monkeyish affair, going through another would take up a certain ammount of courage which is not conjured easily. These monkeys are just plain stupid and/or crazy. Salute them.