The past few days saw many specimens of our closest relatives venture pass DtG's way and a queue into the Monkey Cage has finally built up. It is simply brilliant to know that resources are flowing in with high magnitudes of both quantity and quality. However, time has proven itself to be a luxury stronger than ever and it has forced the show to be cut short for now at least. Therefore, may we present, one hell of a monkey in one short post.
CHAPTER V : INTO THE KITCHEN
We all know monkeys eat bananas and are bananas in the head as well. However, like how homosapiens came to be to this present state of humanity, primates extrapolate their way of life to and are not aliens to fine cuisine. Today however one monkey proved it was not all too fine as she (YES, SHE) shares some cooking skills that simply leaves the audience speechless. Before we move on, here's a check list of ingredients which is very short for you in case you would like to conjure a meal fit for a monkey; 1. Some rubbery adhesive thing monkeys use to substitute flour 2. A nutcase chef Let the cooking show begin...
Their species' gastronomic variety doesn't end there as it seems that they know how to cook up really sticky and wet numbers too. However, with creatures like this manning the stove, I'd go for plain bread and water any time. Applaud this monkey for making me lose my once gargantuan appetite.
DtG
The Cagekeeper, Living in a world of monkeys, re-projecting life as it comes by...
