Of all living creatures existent in this planet, only humans have somewhat successfully manipulated the laws of life by being able to turn good vocals into earnings. Singing equals cash (if it is saleable that is). The unbelievable thing about this world is that this 'profession' generates income insanely higher than those of people who stretch their physical effort to the limit day after day and at times night after night. The world is unfair to a high extent in this context. This however, has driven many people into a frenzy where they find themselves wanting to sing in order to be simply 'rich and famous'. Today, one monkey takes that path...
CHAPTER VII : YOU SING IT BEST, WHEN YOU SING NOTHING AT ALL
Ronan Keating is a good singer. If you can sing like him, you sing well. Exceptionally well. It is with statements like these that people never stop trying their luck at singing. They work hard with the hopes that if they can immitate a superstar to a reasonable extent, they're going to make it as well. That may be true and this possible truth has caused monkeys to embrace the same sad reality. Today we focus on one monkey, one that might cause the real ex-Boyzone lead singer to say "If I knew they had music in Malaysia, I would rather be a fisherman!". Note that this species of primate does indeed originate from the Malaysian rainforests.
So in what way is this monkey's emulation so provocative in some sense that it might actually cause a popular singer to say something of such? Let's just put it this way, singing poorly is one thing. Being a terrible singer is another thing. Having a voice that is even creakier than that of a toad and even more painful than the sound of a chicken being run over by a steamroller slowly is also some other thing. Ronan would have been alright with all of those. Singing like the monkey on show today, now that's a whole new perspective. Prepare your ears like you have never prepared them before and once you have checked 20 times that you are ready, you may let the video play...
Maybe during all the times I speculated doubtfully about the wages singers earn these days, I was wrong. With monkeys like these, go ahead Ronan, sing well and enjoy your fat wallet, cause maybe you DO deserve every single penny. One thing I can say about this though, the monkey really gets his message across in the song. For a moment after that video finished playing, I really did say nothing at all. I just couldn't.
DtG
The Cagekeeper, Living in a world of monkeys, re-projecting life as it comes by...
