The world has grown to be one which is not naturally supportive of the bringing-up of children anymore. Kids today have it tough in many ways. The rich ones lose out on keeping in touch with true fun. The poor are just in dire need of pity and help. The little ones stuck in the middle find it hard slugging it out trying to discover themselves in this world. This world which is cluttered with rapidly-sprouting displays of immorality, insane amounts of physical and verbal violence and the people who inhabit the planet who simply make this world a tougher place to live in. Heck, Earth is even struggling to just supply us with proper breathing air which is hogged by the more mature people of society. Pity our children. The fresher generations of human beings deserve a right to a fair life in this world and we who are old enough to read and write and crap on the internet using weblogs never did anything to earn a more livable life than our baby brothers and sisters.
CHAPTER XVI : A POST FOR UNICEF
That is why the world has UNICEF and I want them to probe into one thing in particular which is being totally unfair to the children of today. The subject of proposed investigation; A&W Restaurant.
Lets keep things simple and jump to where all the unacceptable discrimination towards the fragile feelings of childrenkind sprouts its roots - the menu.
Free toy. To every word-sputtering little boys' ears and intelligent kindy-enrolled little girls' eyes, those two words spell out happiness, happiness, pure happiness and nothing but happiness. The thought of their little hands getting to caress and play with a new plush animal, action figurine or something similar exudes a pumping sense of anticipation that would stretch a smile on the little ones' faces to the point where their smiles seem like they are going to pop out of their cute little faces. Getting something new to play with simply means so much to children of any era.
However, the world is simply cruel... As their eagerness builds increasingly and their incredibly wide smiles due to happiness make their faces more disporportionate, the children are betrayed...
This is just plain heartless... Imagine the tender young hearts of our children being shattered into nanoscopic pieces as such anticipation of having a new toy to play with leads their eyes to lay upon the image of a water bottle sporting a seemingly happy beer-drinking bear whose eyes scarily look straight into those of the negatively awestruck child which already have tears beginning to flow around them. This is unacceptable. The restaurant chain is not only disobeying their own menu hence breaking some rule of consumers' rights, heck, it also does not disappoint children only, it breaks their spirit, it breaks their hearts, it breaks the life out of them, it breaks the child within... With the children being exposed to what the world offers today combined with this example of sheer ignorrance towards the emotions of others, I wouldn't be surprised if the number of kids saying two words with the first starting with the letter F and the second being 'you' tallies at several hundred (not thousands simply because this chain just can't compete with the more successful ones...) in the country. Screw them monkeys running this diabolical anti-children institute. Screw BEARY meals, kids want HAPPY...
*** This post may have been written slightly on a basis of humour but there are really children out there struggling to survive alone and even more are deprived of what should be a proper childhood. It is for these needy children UNICEF exists. Support UNICEF, save our children.
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
The world today is inhabited by multiple swarms of men, women and monkeys. Men who have testicles by nature, women who apply cosmetics to 'enhance their beauty' though not naturally and monkeys who squeeze themselves into the middle of the frame by having balls and using makeup. I believe the human race did indeed evolve from monkeys (while some have still yet to) and as we progress further, our beloved cousins are taking the step forward too. However they are wrongfooted. It is already sometimes too easy to stray into a path you don't genetically belong to and some monkeys today are clearly off target.
CHAPTER XV (now i know...): MALE QUESTION MARK
It is almost general that males are the more attractive sex in the animal kingdom. Male lions have elegant manes to strut while the girls are all baldies. Peacocks with cocks are a prettier sight than their dull and presumably colourless wives. Mr. Fishes are welcome in aquariums built for the beautiful more than Miss and Mrs. Fishies on many occasions. Monkeys... well.. as for monkeys, I honestly cannot tell a male from a female to be frank. Heck, I'd probably name a chick monkey Frank if I was given the task to name one. Most of the time they just look too alike. I actually believe that homosexuality might be a norm among primates considering their appearance likenesses despite gender differences. However, some of them still insist and go all out to keep to the principle that male animals are prettier than females. This is what happens...
Clearly, this species still has alot to learn... Nonetheless, it is with this very type of ignorrance and sense of not knowing that makes its species what it is. Thank you for that. Thank the monkeys, another one for the Monkey Cage...
Sunday, December 2, 2007
Calendars exist for a reason. They help you dramatically count down the days to your dreaded dentist appointment, cruelly strike out the remaining dates of your holiday and some other stuff like providing pretty girls with job oppurtunities (yeah, i said girls.. is there a song which goes "i love i love i love my calendar boy"? Didn't think so...). We have the modern calendar based on some ancient historical Greek (i think...) blablablas having months with girls' names which rhyme with apple, gay and prune. Then there is the Lunar calendar which sees months dedicated to ghost-feeding, parades of artificial lions and cake-gobbling which is supposedly moony. Do monkeys have calendars? I wonder...
CHAPTER I DUNNO WAT LA... : I DUNNO WAT LA...
The calendar says it is December. The twelfth and final month of the year. The month after October. Wait... Something is wrong. After October.. isn't it November? I don't remember singing the words "wake me up when November ends" but clearly the Monkey Cage has followed a November-less calendar. Is that the way of the monkey? I guess November's been either a busy or lazy month. However dear readers, there will be a revival. Not much of a Creedence Clearwater's one but still one.. I hope. Within a few weeks, lets pray that the Monkey Cage gets back on track be it on a November-less railway to monkey this and monkey that. Screw calendars. Banana splits are more delicious!
DtG
The Cagekeeper, Living in a world of monkeys, re-projecting life as it comes by...
This is just plain heartless... Imagine the tender young hearts of our children being shattered into nanoscopic pieces as such anticipation of having a new toy to play with leads their eyes to lay upon the image of a water bottle sporting a seemingly happy beer-drinking bear whose eyes scarily look straight into those of the negatively awestruck child which already have tears beginning to flow around them. This is unacceptable. The restaurant chain is not only disobeying their own menu hence breaking some rule of consumers' rights, heck, it also does not disappoint children only, it breaks their spirit, it breaks their hearts, it breaks the life out of them, it breaks the child within... With the children being exposed to what the world offers today combined with this example of sheer ignorrance towards the emotions of others, I wouldn't be surprised if the number of kids saying two words with the first starting with the letter F and the second being 'you' tallies at several hundred (not thousands simply because this chain just can't compete with the more successful ones...) in the country. Screw them monkeys running this diabolical anti-children institute. Screw BEARY meals, kids want HAPPY...