The Monkey Cage

Friday, April 4, 2008

Paparazzi watchout, there's a new kid on the block, or should it be said new cage. The business of capturing almost each and every single famous person doing each and every possible activity there is at each and every location on Earth is certainly a lucrative one and although nobody's earning money here, be well aware we got our very own footage, yes you may applaud.

CHAPTER 4 : PLAYING PAPARAZZI

Of course even when it's celebrities we're talking about here, there has to be the monkey factor. And today's featured celebrity has that quality, well, not that she has it to be exact but what happened to her that fills the criteria. Let's see if you get the meaning...

Now what in the name of banana trees is that? Is it a fashion mess up? Or vandalism? Can it be physical photoshopping? Or a late dress modification? Did someone see something he regretted? Or did a she see something to be jealous about? Wow I do not know... All I know is, somebody's hiding something...

Wait, there's more.

Remember the sex scandal that rocked Asia's and probably nudged the global entertainment scene? Pictures pictures pictures leaked leaked leaked. ALL BUT ONE and needless to say, we have it...

The best part is, this didn't happen in some overused bedroom like depicted in the other pictures, this happened in a UNIVERSITY CLASSROOM, ON THE TABLE! Now how radical is that? I seriously wonder which monkey who was supposed to be summing up variances and probabilities instead of straying off into filthy thoughts inspired this. Wow... W. O. W. (Not the game mind u, just a huge wowed utterance of the wowest version of the wowy word wow ever, wow.)

And where else can you find this? Certainly nowhere because as you read this, be assured that you are the first and only witnesses of these celebrities caught on cameraphone for the usage of the Monkey Cage!