The Monkey Cage

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

*ALERT!* Coming soon, the 1st CELEBRITY MONKEY to be featured!

After 3 posts worth of blogger to reader education, it should be expected that everyone perform well when given a single-question quiz based on the simple subject taught which regards a certain language... Yet, this is the result of the Monkey Cage's first attempt at breaking through the education scene.

CHAPTER 3 : YES IT'S APRIL

But there are no pranks here, just people who would probably fall for one quite easily given the fact that this is their profesionally constructed performance chart crafted with the very best softwares of our time;

Analysis:

ONE student answered KERA, which can be considered correct but shall be marked wrong because IT IS REPEATED THAT MONKEY = MONYET BUT NOT KERA according to the Monkey Cage... Never listen (or read)...
ONE student gave some kind of odd name to it, clearly a case of 'tembak'... And to think this was one of the most genuine MONKEYS among the family. What a sad day...
TWO students did indeed mention MONYET but with question marks at the end. WHAT ARE YOU UNCERTAIN OF? No confidence...
ONE student monkey of a monkey tried to act monkeyishly smart with his answer that included more than the word required...
ONLY ONE STUDENT HAD THE ANSWER SPOT ON! Mentioning just "monyet" with complete ease and confidence, bravo!

Although the result was totally below expectation and is a saddening fact to ponder upon, this is life... Beyond the sorrow of being disappointed deep into the depths of failure, it is good to know that at least there is at least one who managed to get it right... One who is indeed a member of the Monkey Cage, that status given to him courtesy of his contribution on SEPTEMBER 17 2007... Sigh...

Sad to have to send this message out.. but, dear institutions of the Ivy League and others worthy of association, you can breathe freely for awhile as the Monkey Cage won't be threatening your respective positions in the very near future, our 'student's still have lots to learn. Maybe this is why courses are done in years and not days, it's ok, the lesson is learnt.